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THAILAND SUCKS!!!!!!

 

This is truly amazing Thailand. I am sure some of you are surfing around the web and are finding such wonderful accounts of travel in Thailand. For added fun, read the guestbook and see what some morons have said. It is the best part of this website. The idiots Thais thought I was some Cambodian because they cant grasp the fact that most people in the World believe and know that Thailand is a land of idiots, drug addicts and hookers.

 

I asked one recent traveler about his experience in Thailand and the best he could say about Thailand was that it was cheap. How right he was. 

 

This isnt written by some bloke who just spent a couple of weeks in Thailand at the sex resorts, but some guy who came to Thailand full of promise and only found disappointment at every turn...the kind of disappointment that only Thailand can offer.

 

If you think a Thai cares about you, you are wrong. You are a Farang. You are someone different, someone less than human in their eyes. The xenophobia will amaze you. A Thai may say they care, but they really only care about your money. From the friendly bar girl to even your next door neighbor. It is just the money. They would really prefer you to move on, but they will happily take your money and give a good time at the same time. 

 

They are different from Westerners, dont forget this, ever. They behave different, they show emotions differently. They dont feel things the same way normal people do. They have more loyalty to their fellow Thais then they will ever have to even a Farang spouse or boyfriend. 

 

I could go on and on, but I wont. I will just give you a short list of reasons why Thailand sucks. 


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Why Thai Food Sucks

1) They actually eat rats. I saw it with my own eyes.

2) They mix in so much chile that you cant actually taste the food, of course maybe you dont want to.

3) They eat rice three times a day. (more on this later) They cant comprehend the idea of variety.

4) They dont like beef because it is unhealthy, but they cant eat enough pork. 

5) They dont like chocolate because it will make them fat, but they put sugar on EVERYTHING!

6) Go to the restaurant and ask for something and you are guaranteed to get the thing you exactly dont want. 

Why the Thai Language Sucks

1) You gotta get the tone right or they stare at you like you have just spoken to them in an unintelligible alien language. 

2) Their language was devised by an idiot, the difference between chicken and egg is impossible for a normal person to differentiate.

3) It is written in such a script that young children and taxi/tuk-tuk/bus drivers have a hard time deciphering it.   

4) Forget being able to use a Thai-English dictionary, it doesnt work with their language.

5) The language is unexpressive of true emotion.

 

Why Thai People Suck

1) They are stupid. The Thai look of stupidity is something that is amazing to see. It is best seen when asking Why and receiving an answer of Ok.

2) Thais dont show emotion. They see a long lost relative and the best they can conjur up is a wai, forget giving them a hug and a kiss.

3) It is unacceptable for a husband and wife to argue, but it is acceptable for a man to have a minor wife/mistress. 

4) Thais dont believe in true friendship. It is more like, how much can I get from you, what can you do for me, etc, etc. Forget being able to talk about problems with them or getting advice from them. 

5) Thais dont believe in creativity. Think about, what great invention has Thailand produced? 

6) Ask them what they did on their weekend and the best they can come up with is, suh-leep. 

7) The boys are so lazy that if you go to a restaurant you can see a 10 year old being spoon-fed by his mommy.

8) When given the opportunity to play a physical game or sleep, they choose to sleep. 

9) They only eat rice so they lack physical strength...actually it is rice sprinkled with spicy liquid called curry. It isnt real food. 

10) It is wrong to let kids see a husband and wife kissing but ok for kids to see violent movies like T3.tupid. Did I mention the level of prostitution in Thailand?

11) They think that their country is the greatest..........

 

Why the Thai Government Sucks

1) If you do not offer kind words about the King, you are sent to jail. (The King is the greatest and none of this is meant against the King, but against the government in general).

2) Thai government workers can and do invent rules as they go along. They will not offer mercy or actually interpret the rules in a lenient way. On the contrary, they go the extra mile to make it harder for you. 

3) They allow prostitution and sex shows, but prohibit print pornography because it might corrupt the morals of the people.

4) They think that there little meaningless job makes them somebody important. 

5) They are lazy and would prefer to sleep than actually work.

 


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