No Surprise

Theory of Deadman

Friday is when you left me
 So I'll drink myself to sleep
 And Sunday is when I'll wake up
 Not to remember a thing

My friends all say the same thing
 I don't know my new girl too well
 (I know)
 That all this lying gets to me
 And no one seems to give a sh*t
 (The way)
 She talks to every guy in the bar
 (I guess)
 It should've raised some kind of alarm
 Who'd ever think I'd go and end up?
 Like all the other guys that you're gunning for!

Well it ain't no surprise
 That you turn me on and leave
 It ain't no surprise
 That you turn it around on me
 I don't know why
 You won't give me what I need
 It ain't no surprise
 That that b*tch is leavin' me

My friends are mean to me
 They say I don't break up too well
 (They know)
 All this crying gets to me
 And no one seems to give a sh*t
 Well I know you want to
 So go on and say it
 Just go on and say it
 Just go on and say it

Well it ain't no surprise
 That you turn me on and leave
 It ain't no surprise
 That you turn it around on me
 I don't know why
 You won't give me what I need
 It ain't no surprise
 That that b*tch is leavin' me
 (Leavin' me)

Friday is when you left me
 So I drank myself to sleep
 And Sunday I never woke up

Well it ain't no surprise
 That you turn me on and leave
 It ain't no surprise
 That you turn it around on me
 I don't know why
 You won't give me what I need
 It ain't no surprise
 That that b*tch is leavin' me
 That that b*tch is leavin' me